Continue my story.....(involves a naked billy corgan and paul mccartney on a pheonix)?

you decided to go on a nice family holiday to hollywood. you were sitting at a cafe enjoying your favourite coffee/tea/hot beverage with your family and then you hear police sirens... you get out of your chair and look around the corner of the street and see billy corgan running down the hollywood walk of fame naked ,eating a strawberry icecream while smoking a cuban cigar while police cars chase him BUT not only that but he is with his pet ostrich called 'june' the cops get there guns out and try to shoot corgan but hes to fast!! corgan slows down he seems to be getting tired so he decided to ride the ostrich the pappazazzi were every were now billy corgan is now zooming past on lookers riding a wild bird! you totally forgot about your family at the cafe but then they ring you on ur mobile/cell phone they tell them your just around the corner watching a naked billy corgan on the run from the police. your whole family and hundreds of otheres are now witnesing it. then out of no were paul mccartney comes flying down from the air riding a pheonix he tells corgan to ditch the ostrich and get on the pheonix but he wont do it.. june is his one and only love and couldnt abandon her paul insists that he get on but corgan wont do it then BAM the police shoot down paul mccartney and the pheonix flys free...................(CONTININUE STORY)